{"id":796,"date":"2026-04-06T19:25:04","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T01:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/?p=796"},"modified":"2026-04-06T19:25:04","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T01:25:04","slug":"horses-arent-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/?p=796","title":{"rendered":"horses aren&#8217;t real"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260406_235915988.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1010\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260406_235915988-1010x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-797\" srcset=\"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260406_235915988-1010x1024.jpg 1010w, https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260406_235915988-296x300.jpg 296w, https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260406_235915988-768x778.jpg 768w, https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260406_235915988-1516x1536.jpg 1516w, https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260406_235915988.jpg 1628w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1010px) 100vw, 1010px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>sorry what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260324_225900014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"574\" src=\"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260324_225900014-1024x574.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-798\" srcset=\"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260324_225900014-1024x574.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260324_225900014-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260324_225900014-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260324_225900014-1536x862.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/PXL_20260324_225900014-2048x1149.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sorry what?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":799,"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions\/799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horsecocks.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}