horsecocks!

There were some girls with a giant inflatable cock at the bar last night. I signed it for them:

Someday this will be a real beer

not a horse, but somewhat relevant

screw riding bikes, running, and hiking. I’m just going to get one of these:

This card can actually be used two days out of the year

Edit- found some new ones:

I think I have a new role model:

I hate it when my air conditioning breaks