horsecocks!

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jurassic park

TURN OFF THE LIGHT!

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efficient commuting

where do I get one of these:

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okcupid

I have a profile there. Do you?

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I’ve been working out

can’t you tell?

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Poetry Slam Session

this is pretty explicit

http://i.imgur.com/qN6td.gif

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Hail Satan.

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If she smokes, she pokes.

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A Helping Handful of Chicken

Jeffrey: wanna see a picture of a woman in a food store attempting to shove a raw chicken in her vagina with a passerby giving a helping hand?
ME: are you fucking kidding me?!
yes.
Jeffrey: http://i.imgur.com/MGs3x.jpg
i thought you would
but i didnt want to just drop that bomb without a proper introduction
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Right this way, Sir.

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hot tub party

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